It doesn't matter what you're trying to do. What you're doing is against the rules. These types of posts don't belong on the front page, and this specific top

It doesn't matter what you're trying to do. What you're doing is against the rules. These types of posts don't belong on the front page, and this specific topic has come up in the past and has been answered. This is an unpopular opinion, but this needs to be said: to keep the quality of Hacker News relatively high, please follow the very few HN guidelines.