I managed to send the entire Google datacenter backbone through one 20gb link in Finland. This did not spark joy. Search SRE had a 5lb bag of shredded money as

I managed to send the entire Google datacenter backbone through one 20gb link in Finland. This did not spark joy. Search SRE had a 5lb bag of shredded money as a "gag gift" that was given to whomever caused the most recent outage that impacted search ads.