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Only if your 1980s SUV is capable of reaching speeds that might kill you. I will simply be maimed horribly and die later in the hospital, screaming "AT LEAST M

Only if your 1980s SUV is capable of reaching speeds that might kill you. I will simply be maimed horribly and die later in the hospital, screaming "AT LEAST MY DEATH WASN'T TRACKED BY ALEXA". I am, on balance, comfortable with this fate. Alexa: His death was, in fact, tracked by Alexa

nemosaltat 7y ago
I’m hearing that last sentence in the voice of the narrator from arrested development.
- stilley2 7y ago
  I wish that voice was an option on echo.
- o_____________o 7y ago
  Ron Howard! Director of A Beautiful Mind, Apollo 13, Willow, etc., star of Happy Days, father of Bryce Dallas Howard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70nqLIj6l_M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70nqLIj6l_M
  - julianj 7y ago
    And not to forget Opie from the Andy Griffith show