I thought this was going to be a service to schedule robocalls to your phone: Robocaller: "Hello is this $FIRST_NAME $LAST_NAME?" Happy customer acting surpri

I thought this was going to be a service to schedule robocalls to your phone: Robocaller: "Hello is this $FIRST_NAME $LAST_NAME?" Happy customer acting surprised: "Why yes it is. May I ask who is calling at such an hour? I'm hanging out with my friends." Robocaller: "Yes this is $AUTHORITY. We need you to do $MANDATORY_TASK immediately. Happy customer acting surprised: "Oh my! Okay, I'll be there soon." Happy customer to friends: "Guys, this is so crazy, but I've got to run!" Then you leave the party or whatever. Side-effects: you can't sleep at night because you're thinking about how weird you are.