This demo is so weak I think we need a new noun for this category of failed wearable tech / lifestyle technology demos. Can anyone think of a good candidate? w

This demo is so weak I think we need a new noun for this category of failed wearable tech / lifestyle technology demos. Can anyone think of a good candidate? wightbosch, n. failed futuristic product demonstration. Etymology from wight (poetic) ghost/deity + bosh (British) nonsense + Bosch (German technology firm)