After rising from the dead, the media mogul, Hurst, saw what a joke his empire had become - vowing revenge - he has taken to amassing a portfolio of the worlds

After rising from the dead, the media mogul, Hurst, saw what a joke his empire had become - vowing revenge - he has taken to amassing a portfolio of the worlds best parody news and entertainment properties he can get his rotting zombie mitts on. A source close to the matter was quoted as saying “Holy shit! The onion is finally in some real news!! The end is neigh!”