>Maybe I'd get something with a 75 foot tower 1) Attach 75-foot wire to TV 2) Attach other end to weather balloon 3) Inflate balloon 4) Watch J

>Maybe I'd get something with a 75 foot tower 1) Attach 75-foot wire to TV 2) Attach other end to weather balloon 3) Inflate balloon 4) Watch Jeopardy Maybe tie some brightly coloured threads onto the wire at intervals to stop birds flying into it. Note: there are probably many other reasons why you shouldn't do this. Make sure to let us know when you find out what they are.