I am not a native English speaker and am having severe issues understanding what Van der Smut is saying. Was it something about an unfortunate schmelting accide

I am not a native English speaker and am having severe issues understanding what Van der Smut is saying. Was it something about an unfortunate schmelting accident? Schmoke and a pancake? Cigarette and a flapjack? Cigar and a waffle? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz? No? Then there ish no pleeshing you. edit: very sorry, ... I know I'm horrible, and this is bang out of order but I can't stop laughing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LlPU6KenjU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LlPU6KenjU