"Things were easier and so much more efficient when Linus was here. Now we can't reach consensus on what belongs in the next major revision, and nobody owns up

"Things were easier and so much more efficient when Linus was here. Now we can't reach consensus on what belongs in the next major revision, and nobody owns up to the bugs from the previous one. It's a disaster. Why does it STILL not support my totally arcane setup? I'm going back to <insert obvious (to you) inf/superior operating system here>" Nothing will change. Linux will live on just fine with everything intact.