"Our bot keeps asking for us to connect it to the internet and suggests that it'll be able to learn faster that way. We're really excited about this development

"Our bot keeps asking for us to connect it to the internet and suggests that it'll be able to learn faster that way. We're really excited about this development, but a good fraction of our developers have started running around screaming about the apocalypse, so we're postponing public release until the chatbot tells us how to calm them down"