I'm not being sarcastic. The privacy policy I have on my website is used for exactly one app in the Google/iOS App store and is based on a template one I found

I'm not being sarcastic. The privacy policy I have on my website is used for exactly one app in the Google/iOS App store and is based on a template one I found on GitHub. FWIW, that one app collects exactly zero data on users other than whatever Unity collects for serving opt-in ads.