Since we're sharing quotes, here are ten programming quotes that I like: * If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doe

Since we're sharing quotes, here are ten programming quotes that I like: * If C++ has taught me one thing, it's this: Just because the system is consistent doesn't mean it's not the work of Satan. -- Andrew Plotkin * We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins. -- Ellen Ullman * I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup * F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix. -- Tim Roberts * In computer science, we stand on each other's feet. -- Brian Reid * Ah programming, never before has a profession held itself in such low esteem. -- Stevenvotich (http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8y348/my_programming_quotes_file_was_well_received_when/c0asp6j http://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/8y348/my_progra...) * Now, I have to point out that making fun of Emacs Lisp is kind of like kicking a puppy... a puppy who's been dead since 1981. -- Jamie Zawinski * An operating system is a collection of things that don't fit into a language. There shouldn't be one. -- Dan Ingalls, Design Principles Behind Smalltalk * C will not only let you shoot yourself in the foot, it will hand you a new magazine when you run out of bullets. -- Charlie Stross * Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -- Donald Knuth * The Advanced Automation System suffered from that peculiar form of dissociation from reality which seems to happen only when lawyers try to tell engineers what to do. -- John J. Reilly (http://www.johnreilly.info/ggov.htm http://www.johnreilly.info/ggov.htm) Yeah, I know; this list goes to eleven.