Well, I'd like to take this moment to announce 6G, which on a logarithmic scale is twice that of 5G. 6G is the future of being a G; it'll be so much more G-like

Well, I'd like to take this moment to announce 6G, which on a logarithmic scale is twice that of 5G. 6G is the future of being a G; it'll be so much more G-like than current G's, you won't be able to keep from throwing your money at us. Soon, 6G will be in your home, offices, cars, underware drawers, lawnmowers, fireplaces, cerebelli, quants, and everywhere else as well. 6G is the ubiquitous marketing campaign that you didn't know that you both don't want and can't resist! 6G, coming to a dimension near you soon!