I just had to check my computer's calendar - nope, not April 1st yet. This is absolutely idiotically bonkers. Information can be stored with mass, but is not

I just had to check my computer's calendar - nope, not April 1st yet. This is absolutely idiotically bonkers. Information can be stored with mass, but is not the same as mass. They are not equal. I can't believe anybody is even trying to think up ways to disprove something so momentously bonkers. I mean sure, that's what science does... but buhhhhh