I don't know that I'd call what I have "vanity" so much as "not wanting to come to terms with the state of bodily decay as a reminder of my inexorable march to

I don't know that I'd call what I have "vanity" so much as "not wanting to come to terms with the state of bodily decay as a reminder of my inexorable march to the grave". But you're right there's money to be made hand over fist. How much to press the snooze button on the mortality alarm?