How about a leaderboard? You get points for each breach that you were in and how much of your data was exposed. Each data point could score different points: yo

How about a leaderboard? You get points for each breach that you were in and how much of your data was exposed. Each data point could score different points: your name is 5 points, social security number 10 points etc. Then the you can see that you're 880654th out of 1.1B people on the leaderboard and maybe feel slightly better.. or worse.