Parenthetically, since there are a bunch of UNIX greybeards on HN: if anyone has artwork of the AWK t-shirt I will happily pay any reasonable price. The shirt

Parenthetically, since there are a bunch of UNIX greybeards on HN: if anyone has artwork of the AWK t-shirt I will happily pay any reasonable price. The shirt has a parachute-wearing bird about to jump from an airplane and is captioned with AWK's most famous error message: awk: bailing out near line 1. Contact information is hn handle @ yahoo.com.