So if I drink whole milk, and whole milk is 3.5% milkfat, then I guess I've been drinking myself out of 14 years of life? ...but those 14 years would be spent

So if I drink whole milk, and whole milk is 3.5% milkfat, then I guess I've been drinking myself out of 14 years of life? ...but those 14 years would be spent drinking the dishwater we know as skim milk. So I think it's a fair trade. :) On my deathbed will I curse buttercup the cow.