Indeed. Flavoured alcohol should be banned too, as cherry liquor exists only to get the kids hooked, right? All alcohol should taste like misery and fire and sh

Indeed. Flavoured alcohol should be banned too, as cherry liquor exists only to get the kids hooked, right? All alcohol should taste like misery and fire and should be sold in plain brown packaging featuring grisly photos of people who died in alcohol related accidents. I mean, prohibition worked perfectly last time, and definitely didn’t kill more people than the alleged problem it was trying to solve, right?