I agree with you, however the only popular static site host (other than having your own vps or whatever) to add an analytics solution that I've seen is Netlify.

I agree with you, however the only popular static site host (other than having your own vps or whatever) to add an analytics solution that I've seen is Netlify. I use it and I'm pretty happy with it so far, but it's very barebones and pretty expensive ($9/month for just the analytics)