I’m currently working on a lib that allows choosing the best implementation of a method based on the current browser/os. Performance varies wildly for basic c

I’m currently working on a lib that allows choosing the best implementation of a method based on the current browser/os. Performance varies wildly for basic coding decisions across platforms. Especially diff combinations of browser + os. Im deciding on a name still, was thinking concepts like ‘popular’ from the song by Nada Surf, or photo finish (horse racing), or something like unfortunate/wheel of unfortune, poking fun at the need to have this lib. Here's a messy example that shows this issue (try it in diff browsers). http://jsben.ch/Uzj2Q http://jsben.ch/Uzj2Q