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Hey, good one, mate. Now let's try the First Amendment. I'm going to try replacing "speech" with "cocaine". > Congress shall make no law respecting an establis
by scarejunba 7y ago
Hey, good one, mate. Now let's try the First Amendment. I'm going to try replacing "speech" with "cocaine".
> Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of cocaine, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Good god. This is immeasurably disturbing. Forsooth, we must ban the freedom of speech!
- throwaway55554 7y agoAre you somehow trying to equate ad companies hoovering up our location data with the first amendment? I was simply trying to convey how addicted they are to that data.
- scarejunba 7y agoYou can make everyone look addicted to something by replacing something with cocaine. It's because all the bad parts come from the fact that you're replacing something with cocaine