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I used to think the brain was the most important part of the body. Then my arsehole clenched shut for a week...

• quickthrower2 7y ago
  Hope you tore it a new one!
  • vanniv 7y ago
    This joke is also very deep. "You" might tear "it" a new asshole. Almost as if, in some important and meaningful way, "your ass" was a fundamentally different entity than the "you" that has agency to act