<not sarcasm>Get a dart board. Then throw darts 100 times in a row. This will force you to confront the reality of imperfection. If you are sufficiently compuls

<not sarcasm>Get a dart board. Then throw darts 100 times in a row. This will force you to confront the reality of imperfection. If you are sufficiently compulsive you will have taken the first steps towards a new hobby. Perhaps that is what you really need. Or not. Darts are fun anyway. Good luck.</not sarcasm>