The account's data is ridiculously toxic (in a liability sense) and illegal to hold per COPPA probably. Did you do this _IN ADVANCE_? Otherwise there's not muc

The account's data is ridiculously toxic (in a liability sense) and illegal to hold per COPPA probably. Did you do this _IN ADVANCE_? Otherwise there's not much they can do... > Existing methods to obtain verifiable parental consent that satisfy the requirements of this paragraph include: > (i) Providing a consent form to be signed by the parent and returned to the operator by postal mail, facsimile, or electronic scan; > (ii) Requiring a parent, in connection with a monetary transaction, to use a credit card, debit card, or other online payment system that provides notification of each discrete transaction to the primary account holder; > (iii) Having a parent call a toll-free telephone number staffed by trained personnel; > (iv) Having a parent connect to trained personnel via video-conference; > (v) Verifying a parent's identity by checking a form of government-issued identification against databases of such information, where the parent's identification is deleted by the operator from its records promptly after such verification is complete; or Twitter did a nearly identical thing to me when I signed up pre-13, complete account destruction for the same reason.