Honestly, you can use Git for large files with lfs. I wouldn't say I love this approach, but it isn't that bad now. You do have to make room for yet-another-too

Honestly, you can use Git for large files with lfs. I wouldn't say I love this approach, but it isn't that bad now. You do have to make room for yet-another-tool, and you now have centralized version control comingling with your distributed tool (essentially making it central); but you can still use everything you love about git, and if your lfs doesn't change, you don't need to be connected to a server. It certainly feels pretty absurd. This isn't even a problem in SVN, but now we're tacking on another tool that you have to learn, and introduces issues.