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I have a mischievous fantasy for situations where police use illegally excessive force for no-knock warrants. It involves some combination of: - A highly rein
by DoofusOfDeath 7y ago
I have a mischievous fantasy for situations where police use illegally excessive force for no-knock warrants.
It involves some combination of:
- A highly reinforced front door, and bulletproof
windows.
- Just inside the front door, a floor that's in the middle of being mopped with very slippery soap.
- Copious amounts of glitter and shaving cream. (I'm still working out the details.)
Note: I recognize that most police perform dangerous and necessary work. My fantasy only applies to police committing criminal acts.
- orhmeh09 7y agoI could picture this being used to tack on several more charges... Note: policing isn’t that dangerous, and the way it used in practice in the US, it’s only necessary for enforcing property law and protecting people who own/run things. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/how-dangerous-is-police-w_b_6373798 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/how-dangerous-is-police-w_b_6...
- DoofusOfDeath 7y ago> I could picture this being used to tack on several more charges... For sure. There are lots of reason to keep this in the realm of "mischievous fantasy".
- ryanmarsh 7y agoEveryday household tripping hazards will do.
- burfog 7y agoMaybe the inhabitant only weighs 80 pounds, and that is all the floor is capable of supporting. The basement holds a large collection of glass containers holding venomous animals.
- o-__-o 7y agoYour house would be condemned and you would be civilly and criminally liable for any injuries the officers may have. The joists need to support 40 pounds of pressure per square foot in habitable rooms, 10 in non-habitable rooms (e.g. an attic)
- meddlepal 7y agoBoobytraps are illegal. Have fun with that in court.