Interesting play! Cusins [in a white fury] Do I understand you to imply that you can buy Barbara? Undershaft. No; but I can buy the Salvation Army. Cusins. Qu

Interesting play! Cusins [in a white fury] Do I understand you to imply that you can buy Barbara? Undershaft. No; but I can buy the Salvation Army. Cusins. Quite impossible. Undershaft. You shall see. All religious organizations exist by selling themselves to the rich. Cusins. Not the Army. That is the Church of the poor. Undershaft. All the more reason for buying it. Cusins. I don’t think you quite know what the Army does for the poor. Undershaft. Oh yes I do. It draws their teeth: that is enough for me — as a man of business — Cusins. Nonsense! It makes them sober — Undershaft. I prefer sober workmen. The profits are larger. Cusins. — honest — Undershaft. Honest workmen are the most economical. Cusins. — attached to their homes — Undershaft. So much the better: they will put up with anything sooner than change their shop. Cusins. — happy — Undershaft. An invaluable safeguard against revolution. Cusins. — unselfish — Undershaft. Indifferent to their own interests, which suits me exactly. Cusins. — with their thoughts on heavenly things — Undershaft [rising] And not on Trade Unionism nor Socialism. Excellent.