I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advise and probably not great advise. You said you are broke, so that rules out lawyers. Emails however are free. Contac

I am not a lawyer, this is not legal advise and probably not great advise. You said you are broke, so that rules out lawyers. Emails however are free. Contact the registrar and datacenter provider and advise them you are working with a legal team to have their registrar status revoked and AS number revoked for the ISP. Maybe barter with a kvetetcher to nag them daily. There are no grounds for revocation of registrar accreditation, but if the right person reads your email, they may just dump the domain to make the problem go away. Ethics aside, lieing is legal. Debt collectors do it all the time.