"#6: Gotta keep that 95%-100% job placement rate up, but did you know that it's 95% of "graduates" get placed in jobs? Well, if you can't increase placement, th

"#6: Gotta keep that 95%-100% job placement rate up, but did you know that it's 95% of "graduates" get placed in jobs? Well, if you can't increase placement, then decrease the number of "graduates". Best one is the school that calls you a graduate once you get a job. 100% baby!" I've seen that one with a for-profit college. It requires a paid "internship" thingy to graduate. Then gives out really uninspired internship openings. Sure, you've got a job, though.