Haskell: https://gist.github.com/nicolasff/fe5668194769c175d9d4dfc78f694724 https://gist.github.com/nicolasff/fe5668194769c175d9d4dfc78f... 38 bytes source cod

Haskell: https://gist.github.com/nicolasff/fe5668194769c175d9d4dfc78f694724 https://gist.github.com/nicolasff/fe5668194769c175d9d4dfc78f... 38 bytes source code, 970 KB binary (782 KB stripped) 0m0.003s execution time, 139 syscalls (26 unique). Seeing the list of syscalls is the most interesting part of this whole exercise; the number of milliseconds it takes to print "hello world" is not super relevant (except in the few cases where start-up time is painfully long).