Try as I might, I could not escape the feeling that this article was simply pretentious gibberish. It seems to largely draw its facts from vague 'torn from the

Try as I might, I could not escape the feeling that this article was simply pretentious gibberish. It seems to largely draw its facts from vague 'torn from the headlines' ideas about colleges (which are, as any reading of Big Thinkpieces About The Decline of Practically Everything, uniformly full of snowflakes hysterical about triggers etc. etc.). If I was interested in a psychological depiction of what it's like to be a pretentious business major with a keen interest in analyzing Game of Thrones and kissing Peter Thiel's ass, I think this might have a good deal of merit.