You make such excited, highly normative claims about a phone, complete with involved speculation about the motives of anyone who might like it, and decide to in

You make such excited, highly normative claims about a phone, complete with involved speculation about the motives of anyone who might like it, and decide to insult people's eating choices along the way. I could speculate about personal insecurity issues, but instead will simply note that not everyone comes from the same place you do or share your particular concerns or needs. It is a big world, exploring it some might be good for you.