"Teuton is a German programming language, written for German people. Teuton is the hitherto unwritten programming language that presumably every drunk student w

"Teuton is a German programming language, written for German people. Teuton is the hitherto unwritten programming language that presumably every drunk student who has just visited the Oktoberfest or who otherwise drank too much wheat beer wanted to develop. Teuton has no special characteristics other than that it is German." LOL, at least he's honest.