At that point I'm pulling the thing apart and wrecking traces as needed. I saw a Youtube video today of someone putting a shorted out ethernet plug, placed into

At that point I'm pulling the thing apart and wrecking traces as needed. I saw a Youtube video today of someone putting a shorted out ethernet plug, placed into the jack. It disabled the wifi (or, well, appeared to. Without RF analysis I guess you're trusting the software) and stopped hassling him about missing network connections despite the fact it didn't have one!