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offered 1k to have a kid. lol. It took a while to find a funny part but this will do.
by 55555 7y ago
offered 1k to have a kid. lol. It took a while to find a funny part but this will do.
- mirimir 7y agoI have a better one. Former lover stops by to say that she's pregnant, and needs a green card. But says that she's going to tell some other guy that it's his. Because he can support her, and [unsaid but implied] I'm just another itinerant hippie. But hey, dodged one there, didn't I?