My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said, "the motherfucking Decepticons". She laughed, I laughed, the toa

My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said, "the motherfucking Decepticons". She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time.