Do I swear under my breath when code doesn't run how I meant? Often. Do I sometimes put dire warnings or florid descriptions of suckage or even rhyming couplet

Do I swear under my breath when code doesn't run how I meant? Often. Do I sometimes put dire warnings or florid descriptions of suckage or even rhyming couplets in my code? Yes. Do I swear in code? No. Swearing is easy and imprecise. If I can't find a more useful way to convey my point, I'm obviously not firing on all cylinders and should take a break. To be fair, nearly everything I work on is one or both of at least moderately interesting or for a good client. If I were working on something obnoxious for a boss I disliked, maybe I would swear. But even then I'd be more inclined to sarcasm.