I always wonder what bit is twiddled on my account when a provider can't access it. It's happened to me countless times. Oh, our integration code doesn't accou

I always wonder what bit is twiddled on my account when a provider can't access it. It's happened to me countless times. Oh, our integration code doesn't account for you not having a middle initial. Please call customer service to complete registration so our agent can push Submit instead. Or Comcast automatically picking an @comcast.net e-mail for you, then not letting you sign up for online bill pay because their systems aren't integrated. I've gone through at least three iterations of "account" with Comcast.