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A programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger
- chabes 7y agoWas hoping there was a “who is your daddy and what does he do?”
- zwkrt 7y agoYou could make a PR, it looks like the language doesn’t have environment variable access!
- tmacro 7y agoThat will be added when they do a unit testing framework
- twic 7y agoUsed to find the superclass of a type, surely?
- zxcvbn4038 7y agoThat would make a great switch/case statement.
- aloukissas 7y agoDoes "I'll be back" equate to a do-while loop? :)
- wruza 7y agoSo wordy they must have name it CONAN.
- Iwan-Zotow 7y agoKokainum! should generate exception, I would guess
- draklor40 7y agoHastala Vista to exit the program!
- isuckatcoding 7y agoSomeone should tweet this at Arnold (but not sure he’ll understand)
- Speakeasys 7y agoDone
- fortran77 7y agoHe only speaks 6502 Assembly Language.
- TheRealSteel 7y agoYeah, the Cyberdyne Systems Model T-800 is coded in Rust...
- Speakeasys 7y agoAll PR requests should require the comment “I’ll be back”.
- zxcvbn4038 7y agowhatIsBestInLife = [ “Crush Your Enemies”, “See Them Driven Before You”, “Hear The lamentation Of Their Women” ] If ItsJudgementDay then... I can get into this, it’s what JavaScript should have been. Much better then that Samuel L Jackson language with only one statement...
- dpau 7y agoall that's left is to hook in audio files so we can review code in arnold's voice
- pierrec 7y agoThis could be a new genre of highly experimental cinema. Turn a program into a short film by replacing each one-liner by its corresponding video clip. You'll need to figure something out for variable names, strings and numbers, though. Maybe just use those that can also be sourced from Schwarzenegger clips.
- joeax 7y agoSome possible language extensions: NewObject = IT'S NOT A TUMOR DeallocateObject = YOU'VE JUST BEEN ERASED WriteToFile = COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
- tgv 7y agoHere's the hello world of technical interviews in ArnoldC: IT'S SHOWTIME HEY CHRISTMAS TREE JOHN YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO HEY CHRISTMAS TREE SARAH YOU SET US UP @I LIED GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100 ENOUGH TALK STICK AROUND SARAH GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN HE HAD TO SPLIT 15 YOU'RE FIRED 15 GET DOWN JOHN YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0 ENOUGH TALK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz" BULLSHIT GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN HE HAD TO SPLIT 5 YOU'RE FIRED 5 GET DOWN JOHN YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0 ENOUGH TALK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz" BULLSHIT GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN HE HAD TO SPLIT 3 YOU'RE FIRED 3 GET DOWN JOHN YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0 ENOUGH TALK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz" BULLSHIT TALK TO THE HAND JOHN YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC GET TO THE CHOPPER JOHN HERE IS MY INVITATION 1 GET UP JOHN ENOUGH TALK GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100 ENOUGH TALK CHILL YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED
- Iwan-Zotow 7y agoYou forgot KOKAINUM and HOOLIGANY
- bryanrasmussen 7y agoI would like to know what "consider that a divorce" does.
- dokem 7y agoFork()
- juststeve 7y agoIs this production ready?
- tabtab 7y agoWhen is SamuelJackson++ coming out?