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Santa drives around in a grossly polluting truck delivering obesity-water to children. He's a monster, not a saint.
by buckminster 7y ago
Santa drives around in a grossly polluting truck delivering obesity-water to children. He's a monster, not a saint.
- spritecranberry 7y agoI legitimately cannot tell: is this a joke?
- duelingjello 7y agoAnd it's powered by high-sulphur diesel made from fermented reindeers and children's tears. ;) Don't forget getting children drunk on rum eggnog made from molested cows and unfertilized dinosaur descendant's ovums.