So you hate the mouse. Mouse is an benevolent dictator. It tries to help. You want to know who Stalin is? Fucking touchscreens. You're blind? Fuck you. You have

So you hate the mouse. Mouse is an benevolent dictator. It tries to help. You want to know who Stalin is? Fucking touchscreens. You're blind? Fuck you. You have Parkinsons? Off to the death camp you go. You want to type in your pocket while paying zero attention to the poison screen which is taken up by half by an idiotic keyboard on which you will continuously mistype and be moronically autocorrected to a point where you WILL LONG FOR THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF TYPING WITH T9 - enjoy the bullet to the back of your head you sexual deviant. You will drag, pinch, stretch, lick the glossy oh-so-fragile glass screen, you will fucking obey the tech giants that want your eyes glued to the screen so you can see more ads until you lose it and start loving the uncaring big brother and all the pain you are brought from him. Mice are evil. Pshaw.