The problem is that you're trying to mush multiple dimensions into one axis, in the same way that political pundits try to shoehorn all debates into an arbitrar

The problem is that you're trying to mush multiple dimensions into one axis, in the same way that political pundits try to shoehorn all debates into an arbitrary left-right axis even though political alignments are actually highly multidimensional. You should either query the multiple dimensions separately or ask only for a single dimension with a more clearly focused definition.