A fellow I knew had been a supervisor in printing plants. I heard from somebody who knew him that a printer had once caught him outside the restroom door, clear

A fellow I knew had been a supervisor in printing plants. I heard from somebody who knew him that a printer had once caught him outside the restroom door, clearly timing the break. The printer said, "Next time, if you want to time it, you have to come in and watch." I doubt he reformed his ways, but he might have become better at not getting caught. HNers should remember that people punching time clocks have it worse.