Your satirically imagined quotes are comically similar to the actual quotes: Nixon: "You see, homosexuality, dope, immorality in general. These are the enemies

Your satirically imagined quotes are comically similar to the actual quotes: Nixon: "You see, homosexuality, dope, immorality in general. These are the enemies of strong societies. That's why the Communists and the left-wingers are pushing the stuff, they're trying to destroy us" You might want to read up on some history: http://www.csdp.org/news/news/nixon.htm http://www.csdp.org/news/news/nixon.htm