"Hey doc, my spleen is half hanging out of my body - is it sufficiently healed for me to leave yet, or does the fact that I haven't been discharged mean I shoul

"Hey doc, my spleen is half hanging out of my body - is it sufficiently healed for me to leave yet, or does the fact that I haven't been discharged mean I should stick around?" Are we not supposed to ask the advice of the expert? Tell a doctor you looked up symptoms on google and they'll get irritated. This example is odd to me.