How stealing a mattress likely works at a 5 star hotel in 1 act: "Are those assholes stealing a mattress?", "Yep. Should we stop um?", "Nah, its probably some

How stealing a mattress likely works at a 5 star hotel in 1 act: "Are those assholes stealing a mattress?", "Yep. Should we stop um?", "Nah, its probably some crazy rich asshat that'll complain to management about suing for harassment. We will just blacklist the name on the card from the room missing a mattress."