In times when I'm in evil-overlord mode, I want to remove all lever-sets and replace them with doorknobs covered in toddler-spinny-thingies. Doorknobs are not

In times when I'm in evil-overlord mode, I want to remove all lever-sets and replace them with doorknobs covered in toddler-spinny-thingies. Doorknobs are not ADA compliant any longer, but if you are on a private island with utah-raptors? knobs.