I agree! The things that we could strike over: - We will refuse to work when management wants to upgrade servers to make them faster (takes our jobs away) -

I agree! The things that we could strike over: - We will refuse to work when management wants to upgrade servers to make them faster (takes our jobs away) - When they get rid of coconut water in the kitchen (abusive conditions) - We will conduct coding slowdowns and deliberately insert long-lived bugs when we don't get enough free t-shirts, or when our adjustable chairs have only 5 instead of 7 axes of adjustment We'd better stand up for ourselves and form a Slack channel, otherwise we may find ourselves making less than $125k fresh out of college, relegated to having to email each other like animals, and we just can't have that.