I wish Apple would just say to places that try to register an app, "no, you have a perfectly usable website", or at the least if you have a website and is found

I wish Apple would just say to places that try to register an app, "no, you have a perfectly usable website", or at the least if you have a website and is found to have an app with functionality that should be on your website, your account is permanently banned, with no recurse.